I'm just writing this because chat has gone ghosttown this week and The Levitating Pancakes are on to me!
9: South Americans want revenge on Russia for stolen gummy worms! (Somewhat reminds me of a caterpillar)
8: How do you operate the Militarys microwave?
7: Star Wars reminds me of cheese!
6: Bob The Builder can't fix it!
5: What did the cat do to the couch now?
4: Pig ate samurai and samurai ate.........
3: Why does my coffee taste like salt.
2: Big wiener dog pounces old lady! (Thought of that out of the back of my head!)
1: I'm sorry, it is so random the monkeys came and slammed my head on the ground and said "Hands behind your back!"