I'm just writing this because chat has gone ghosttown this week and The Levitating Pancakes are on to me! 

Random topics:

10:Monkey cops

9: South Americans want revenge on Russia for stolen gummy worms! (Somewhat reminds me of a caterpillar)

8: How do you operate the Militarys microwave? 

7: Star Wars reminds me of cheese!

6: Bob The Builder can't fix it! 

5: What did the cat do to the couch now?

4: Pig ate samurai and samurai ate.........

3: Why does my coffee taste like salt.

2: Big wiener dog pounces old lady! (Thought of that out of the back of my head!) 

1: I'm sorry, it is so random the monkeys came and slammed my head on the ground and said "Hands behind your back!"